I know that you don’t shotgun beers everyday, but wouldn’t it be nice if you did decide to shotgun one and your bottle opener also doubled as a tool to poke a hole in the can. Sure, you could use your teeth or your thumb, but I’d like to not have any wounds from opening a beer, only a result of drinking them. Thanks to Gizmodo, I now know about the Brewzer, the only bottle opener that has a tip intended to “be used as a beer shotgun tool.” Unfortunately it won’t be available til mid-April, which is a shame cause my birthday is in a week.