We’re working on publishing a few eBooks right now and I happened across a file that had an ISBN number in it. So I typed it in on Amazon to see what came up, and it was The Crack Book. I thought to myself, “Oh cool, I didn’t know that was up on Amazon, awesome.” But then I scrolled down a little and noticed the “Frequently Bought Together” section. See that book that other people buy at the same time as Crack? It’s called Sprinkle Brigade, which is a group of people in NYC that find other people’s dog’s shit and poke it, prod it, prop it and photograph it. Seriously? Pictures of butts where the crack falls in the gutter—that’s funny. Pictures of you playing with other people’s dog’s shit—that’s just gross.