Imagine my disappointment to find out that I really CAN’T be a burrito taster. Thanks United States Drug Czar for getting my hopes up, only to shoot me down. If only there was some kind of substance I could use that would ease the pain of finding out my dream job doesn’t exist…
For more info about becoming a burrito taster, it tells me to go to BurritoTasteMaster.com. Seriously, this is false advertising.
I hear you also can’t be a “Couch Security Guard” or “Remote Control Operator.” Why do they taunt us with these marvelous jobs in a time when our unemployment is so high, only to tell you that they don’t really exist.
There are links to the other 2 ads in this article.