Photo Illustrations

Normally I don’t like to talk shit in a public forum, but this direct mail piece I just got, well, you decide for yourself. From what I can tell, it’s from a photo-illustration rep or something to that effect. I’m just not quite sure what I’d ever need this specific set of talents for, but you never know. And just for the record, was Texas in the Civil War thereby justifying the use of a Confederate flag? Those legs remind me of something from that movie Legion.